"So you don't watch no football?" Says my Augusta coworker
"No, No i dont watch football" I have to answer that way because the man just pulled a double negative on me, not like i was expecting Shakespeare to flow out this beer bellied miller high life cap wearing chud. I just hate double negatives
"Hows about auto sports?" he questions. I had to keep from bursting, dude if i don't watch football how would i be down for circular driving or tractor pulls.
But i reply a polite "Nope"
"Shit man do you even like apple pie?"
"like it? i fucken love it, i have a slice with vanilla bean ice cream and cup of black tea every night." i retorted very matter of factually
"Teas for faggots, far as i know" there was a bit of a snap in his voice
"how about ice tea?" i asked and gestured to his glass that was full of UNsweet ice tea
He took a long pause then said "Lipton for real men!"
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